Friday, May 15, 2009
The LOLcat version of In Great Waters
(A LOLcat, for those of you unfamiliar with the word, is a picture of a cat with a funny caption.)
In any event, my editor sent me this link. If you're read In Great Waters, you may see why this is funny.
And if you haven't, well, you'll just have to buy a copy to get the joke, won't you?
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
A Mikalogue we hear every weekend morning
Morning has broken,
Like the first morning...
Kit: Oh, man...
Blackbird has spoken
Like the first bird,
Gareth: Wsf? Is she at it again?
Mika must kill it,
Open the catflap,
Also want kibble...
Gareth: What time is it?
Kit: About ten past seven...
Time to get up.
Out in the garden
Ought to be peeing,
Marking of homeland,
Let Mika out...
Kit: Is there any way we can explain the concept of weekends to her?
Mika the brilliant
Helps to remind you
Where duty lies.
Kit: Man, now she's clawing the carpet again.
Gareth: Do you think if we pinned it down, it would bang against the floor less loudly?
Kit: She knows exactly what she's doing.
Litter tray worthless,
Mika rejects it.
Open the door, or
Pees on your plants.
Daddy should get up,
Does every morning,
Both you stop lazing,
Mika wants food.
Kit: I'd feed her, but I don't want to positive-reinforce this behaviour.
Kit: How can you sleep through this?
Mika: Must rest a minute to polish vocal pipes and see if they get point.
Kit: Ah, quiet. Okay, maybe it's a fair time to feed her.
Mika: Aha! There you are. Demand service immediately!
Kit: Are you going to do this tomorrow morning as well?
Mika: Course. Here by popular request.
Kit: Bleh. Baby, the popular request in our bed is that you let us sleep on weekend mornings.
Mika: Mika has many blog fans, and votes their proxy. Morning has broken...
Kit: Curse you all.
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