Thursday, December 06, 2012
Mikalogue, courtesy of Tracy S
Many thanks to Tracy S, who has taken advantage of this blog's fundraising scheme to raise money for Xavier's surgery and bought herself a post of choice. Tracy requested a Mikalogue. Anyone else who'd like to get a blog post on any subject of their choosing, just make a £20 donation and e-mail me the receipt, and I'll have at it.
Mika: Out with you! Out!
Kit: Mika, honey, what are you playing at?
Mika: Out, damned squeak!
Kit: Are you playing with Nat's truck, Mika?
Mika: Mousie will succumb to Mika the Mighty's claws if it takes all day.
Kit: I don't think there's a mouse in there, honey. That squeaking is just the wheel axel.
Mika: Squeaky wheel gets the puss! Mousie will perish!
Kit: It does sound like a mouse squeaking, I agree. But it really isn't.
Mika: You is disrespectin Mika's objective relations with reality.
Kit: Mika, have you been into the Ayn Rand books again?
Mika: Mika the Individual dominates machinery with a gaunt, thrustin claw!
Kit: We've got to put those on some higher shelves.
Mika: Second-pawer, I scorn you!
Kit: Mika, why don't you get into some of Nat's books? I'm sure they'd be better for you.
Mika: Do not mention dependent second-pawer shouter of doom. Cannot tolerate.
Kit: I know, I know, we had a baby on you. But we do still love you, you know.
Mika: Steals Mika's thunder! You is corrupt self-abnegator, mumsie.
Kit: I know, it's harder to write Mikalogues now because I don't want to make Nat a character in them and he's usually in the room with you. I'm sorry about that.
Mika: Artistic compromiser! Mika scorns you. Laughs because want to laugh.
Kit: The fact remains, darling, that you're the one who's been playing with his truck for the last hour. Don't you appreciate the sharing?
Mika: Second-pawer shouter of doom can give or not give currency of toys in exchange for Mika's beautiful presence. Is his choice. Gratitude degrades freedom of exchange.
Kit: Well, at least you're getting something out of a toddler in the house...
Mika: Is gettin out mousie! Mousie come out!
Kit: I think I'm just going to leave you to your splendid isolation on this one.
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