Thursday, July 17, 2008
Mika: Oh noes! End of the world as we know it! Has to climb tree!
Kit: Mika, sweetie, what's the matter?
Mika: Has to run across garden! Wait, maybe it be better up tree!
Kit: Mika, are you bothered by us digging up the garden?
Mika: Earth moves! Kit digs. Hey, diggin, there be a thought. Mika will dig hole and have a pee.
Kit: You know, sweetie, if you could just dig consistently, you could have that big bush up that's giving me such a backache.
Mika: Oh, a spade! What to do? Maybe run in this direction!
Kit: Honey, it's okay, you know, we're just relandscaping the garden. You kept falling into the pond and getting all stinky. Look, there's a picture of you above. We had to wash you in the sink, remember?
Mika: Mika is kind and forgiving. Had agreed not to mention that disagreeable incident.
Kit: Well, that's very lovely of you, darling.
Mika: Mika is kind and lovin. Oh look, a jumpin frog thing! Enjoy your last moments, froggie, for nemesis sneaks up upon you ... Hey, it jumped! Cool! Mika will catch and kill cool toy.
Kit: Oh sweetie, don't do that. We need to rehome them in the park. Frogs are suffering in urban environments, you know.
Mika: Cool toys not suffer. Is for playin. Is jump for Mika! Hey, Kit put Mika down!
Kit: I've got to keep you away from the frogs, baby.
Mika: You is making Mika suffer!
Kit: I don't mean to, baby. But I've got a sore back and I can't keep crouching over you.
Mika: Gardenin is hard on everyone. Why not stop and come pet Mika instead? Look, rolls on stack of slabs, lookin all pretty...
Kit: You know, sweetie, you sometimes have a point.
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