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Thursday, March 29, 2007

 

Six word short stories again

Hello once more, my friends. Well, the packing is getting close to completion, and shortly the computer will follow everything else into the van, which shall then drive to a house where the broadband connection people will not be visiting for another ten days. I shall drop into internet cafes when I can, but in the meantime, there is going to be a bit of a hiatus on this blog.

So, to keep everyone amused in my absence, let's try some more six-word short stories (which we played around with some months ago, for the benefit of any newbies who are wondering at the word 'again'.) The Guardian had some last Saturday - isn't it nice to be in the vanguard and beat a national newspaper to the meme? - to which you can link. Here are some more of mine to get it started:

Hey boss, this one's still alive.

Waiter, what does 'long pig' mean?

Let go, I told them nothing.

I'll sign, just don't hurt them.

It's our little secret, sweetheart, right?

I am too a fucking lady.

Comments:
Pardon me, but that's my corpse.
 
That explains everything except the shark.
 
Use the shark repellent spray, Batman.
 
Pawned wedding ring. Sold car. Left.
 
Chocolate didn't cure her. Hottie did.
 
Duck and cover worked--for me.

Shit! They were slower last time!

The scalpel needs to be cleaned.

See to it, slave--but quick!
 
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