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Sunday, October 13, 2024#2024MakeAMonster day 13: Pet#2024MakeAMonster PetAll right, first day? Fine: welcome to the Illegal Preternatural Pet Trafficking Division. Got your license? Right, right - just let me scry it. Sorry, regulations. Okay, you're good to go. Now, from the looks of you you're just out of grimoiry, so I'll start you simple. See this? Pet rock container. Open it up - hey, gauntlets on first! All right, all right, I'll put it down to first-day nerves. No, leave the spider-silk; you want old-iron mesh for this. You don't want a nip from these things. All right, open away. Why the fallen face? Of course it's a rock. Didn't you read the container? Oh, you think that's not a problem? Well, let me tell you, since they started crossing pet rocks with hagstones it's been nothing but trouble. Pet rocks from proper breeders are fine - don't need feeding, don't shed, don't bark, don't claw the furniture. People think it's all cool and fashionable to mix in a bit of wild, but I'll tell you, we call wild 'wild' for a reason. Last backyard breeder, we didn't even have to arrest him. Look through a hagstone in the outdoors and you might see the future, but I'll tell you, when I looked through the holes in that guy, I saw my future. Didn't even need the vision to tell me I'm going to be a tired, tired man when I retire. ArchivesJuly 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 March 2007 May 2007 July 2007 October 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 August 2010 September 2010 November 2010 January 2011 May 2011 June 2011 November 2011 December 2011 January 2012 February 2012 March 2012 April 2012 May 2012 June 2012 July 2012 August 2012 September 2012 October 2012 November 2012 December 2012 January 2013 March 2013 April 2013 May 2013 June 2013 July 2013 August 2013 September 2013 October 2013 March 2014 October 2021 June 2022 October 2024 |
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