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Sunday, May 01, 2011Mikalogue: AV referendum
I have been asked what Mika thinks of the upcoming referendum. Well, never let it be said that I don't take my readers seriously, so I went and asked her.
Kit: Mika darling, what do you think of the AV referendum? Mika: Aaaagh! No supper! Shed fur! Kit: Oh dear, are you stressed? Mika: Yeeess! Kit: Poor pet. Is it because there's a new baby in the house? That's what the vet said. Mika: You is shallow housewife. Look beyond unsmelling nose - we have Tory government! Cuts NHS! Sells forest! Raises tuition fees and diverts Mika's food money into baby college fund! Pollutes moouuusiiiiieeess!!! Kit: You're worried about the government? Mika: YES! And Mika cannot vote for new system! Kit: Do you understand all those statistics, baby? Mika: No. Not enough clawses to count on. Mika the Mighty's claws are for mousies, not for statistics! Kit: Then why do you want to vote? Mika: Coz people says AV means less Tory victories. Bulldog party! Doesn't care about the poor party! And Mika has no money! Poor Mika. Tories scary. Anything that gets less Tory victories a good thing! Kit: ... You know, I can see your point. Mika: Votes for AV or bites you. ArchivesJuly 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 March 2007 May 2007 July 2007 October 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 August 2010 September 2010 November 2010 January 2011 May 2011 June 2011 November 2011 December 2011 January 2012 February 2012 March 2012 April 2012 May 2012 June 2012 July 2012 August 2012 September 2012 October 2012 November 2012 December 2012 January 2013 March 2013 April 2013 May 2013 June 2013 July 2013 August 2013 September 2013 October 2013 March 2014 October 2021 June 2022 |
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